Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Why does Connie need donations? (...>o>...well, it was actually for treating a disease, on Google.)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Connie looks like MULAN! (xDDD I guess Connie is a universally Asian name?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "The emotional loss is pretty heavy," says Connie, 42. (>o< Foreshadowing?)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: An overview of Connie the Cow: Connie Wants to be Different (LOL. Thanks Google. Thanks a lot.)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Connie does shoes. (...I do? Okay. )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Connie Hates the Environment. (T^T That person does not deserve that name!)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Ask Connie, an experienced volunteer manager, consultant and trainer (w00t! I'm an authority figure.)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Connie Goes to Court - When the kids in her class thing that Connie stole $5, she is taken to court. (..[link]
deviantART: Your Journal.class thing? =

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Connie likes her parabolas. (xDD "Connie Conic".)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: In summer, Connie eats fresh grass in the fields, but in winter, when everything is covered by snow, there's no grass to be found. (D< Darn you, Connie the Cow.)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Lee wonders why Connie wears a bra while not on stage and she lies to keep her cover. (x____x I'm in...porn??)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Connie was arrested and convicted of shoplifting. (...Well, I guess if I must be a felon, let it be for clothes. 8D)

Q: Type in "[your name] transforms into" in Google Search:
A: When troubles arise, Linda, Stacey, and Connie transform into Cobra, Dragon, and Scorpion. (I'm a "Super Ninja"! )

Q: Type in "[your name] eyes" in Google Search:
A: How would the story have been different had we seen it only through Connie's eyes? (Actually, I think the next result was...porn...again...or actually, I think it's a scary story.)

Q; Type in "[your name] sees" in Google Search:
A: Connie sees a child, Dawn, who resembles her own Angelina (Aww...I'm a mother.)

Q: Type in "[your name] feels" in Google Search:
A: Connie feels isolated; the vaunted intellectuals prove empty and bloodless, and she resorts to a brief and dissatisfying affair with a visiting playwright (lol...As I Lay Dying anyone?)